Smirnoff Comedy Festival
Backstage at Smirnoff on the 23rd. The glamour of plastic seats, other people's groupies, talking to people you've been forced to talk to for two weeks, etc. etc.

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Reg means it:  He really does. And there's nothing you limp assed feminist overprivilaged white trash bitches can do about it. Bite me.

Brendon Burns and The Sound Engineer  We won't say anything bad about her at all. Nothing. We're too scared. Chris McEvoy says she's very nice. OK! Please don't hurt us, please please please.

Jo Jo, MC, Danger Zone:   "Twenty Cartons of fags on the wall. Twenty cartons of fags. Take one down, pass it... no sod off! They're all mine."

"Gay Hair" - said Brendon Burns:   Having failed to find any modern technology outside of his hotel, Stuart uses the window by the pink wall to set his coiffure. He'd like everyone to know he's straight. No, really. It's just a hair thing. Like we care. Nice routine.

Van Eyk with Gina Yashere:   "So there I was, this white guy in Belville, you know what I mean?" Gina: "No."

Van Eyk with Jo Jo Smith:   Jo Jo: "Get way from my fags". Van Eyk risks his life to make it into the shot.

Al on Coke - note can:  
"Yippedeeyeeyadiyay! I can't wait to get back to Jo'burg. This town sucks."

Brendon Burns   reads through his script again and again and again, before deciding to sing a love song - then drop his pants. Wish you were there?


More Pics - because the pain will never go away.
More Smirnoff Pics - previously unphotographed comedians.
The Cape Comedy Collective on an orginary Sunday 9th October, Armchair Theatre
Smirnoff International Comedy Festival, Cape Town, October 14th - page one
Smirnoff International Comedy Festival, Cape Town, October 14th - page two
The Cape Comedy Collective Talent Contest, September 26th
The Jam, September 17th at the Boo! CD launch.
More Smirnoff Pics - previously unphotographed comedians.
The CCC, Ratanga and some Smirnoff Comics get together for Mark Sampson's birthday, October 20th 12 midnight. Nude shot!