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Looking for BB II profiles? Then you're in the wrong year. Perhaps you're from Brakpan. Try visiting our 2002 housemate profiles - From Andre to Zlotko The Aftermath Emergency readjustment facilities have opened across the nation to help viewers adapt to life without Big Brother, the programme that took over their lives just over 100 days ago. Fans may be beyond help Big Brother III - who should the producers pick this time? Let's face it: Big Brother could be much more fun if it featured a gutterslut alcoholic, a cripple, a senile pensioner, a bergie, a nazi skinhead, a struggle hero, a limp lefty, an innocent boeremeisie, and a lot more sex, violence, language and mayhem. And the contestants are... The final four - click pictures to read all about them! Why are we watching BB? The sound of unscripted conversation gives the pleasant illusion of having friends Leaving TV on while out tricks burglars Too embarrassed to hire porn movie Stoned Judging the stupid things housemates do while drunk takes mind off stupid    things viewer does while sober DSTV crashed on channel 37 - couldn't be bothered to get up and reboot Mind-numbing boredom is "in" Don't understand the more complex programs like "the news" and "spin city" Nothing's happening on World War III channels right now Have to come up with witty BB-related slogans for stupid advertsing job Spawn of BB: Spin offs coming soon Plastic joke "Ferdi-poos" - fun for the whole family Peeping Tom incidents go through the roof Re-issue of Orwell's 1984 with BB and M-Net logos and a new upbeat ending "Kill me, Brad" T-shirts Predictable copycat series, including "Black Brother", "Hot Mother" and "Why Bother?" 12 more talentless celebrities The Idiot's Guide to the Morons   - ComedyClub does big brother Big Brother vs World War III: What should you be watching? Television viewing is all about choice, and as we all know, with choice comes responsibility. So to help you choose wisely, Comedyclub presents the pros and cons of watching either of the two biggest SA TV events. Pros and Cons and Eerie simularities  "Stop bothering me about your stupid dinner" - God A visibly irritated God slammed the Big Brother household for wasting his time with their dinner time prayers at a press conference earlier this week. The poor guy doesn't even have time to watch the news, with all these religious interruptions. And the Lord spake... The Yin and Yang of the whole gang bang: - Housemates good points, bad points & prospects Nina - pink panties not enough Leigh - chops wood with her tongue Irvan - pretention was his fatal flaw Janine - schoolteacher deluxe model Margaret - did it for Jesus, nude Brad - now out and advertising chicken, DSTV, anything Lara - still human, still paying for it Steve - let's hope the bungi jump rope's too long

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