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Well of course you are. We're the only people doing this, with the possible exception of the Mail & Guardian, who had as their frontpage headline (Pic of Bin Laden) "WANTED: dead or a alive (guilty or not). Every other satire and humour site in our links page - the Onion perhaps deserves some credit for taking a satirical stand - has backed Bush and Uncle Sam. Which means we're either very brave, very original, or very fucking stupid. But you don't have to read it.

Before we start, let's "fly a few things by you"?

DEAD In Iraq: UNICEF figures, not from Baghdad
It estimated that from 1990 to 1999, 1.5 million Iraqi civilians, including 750,000 kids, died due to lack of food and medicine (a result of US-led sanctions), and cancer-causing uranium pollution. Is disciplining that arse Sadam worth it? Is genocide good for peace and democracy? Not fucking likely.
What if Iraqis were white Europeans?		 DEAD in America: Figures gathered from Media
On September 11th, passenger planes were crashed into the World Trade Centre, and the Pentagon, and thousands of innocent civilians murdered. American fatalities are guesstimated at under 6000. This is sad and wrong whether you agree with America's foreign policy, or, like us, don't.
Visit CNN.com for the US perspective

You laugh according to your conscience. A quick hello to the guys from the CIA, and Whitehouse.org, whose IP addresses grace our log files. Yes. We know big brother is watching. Click here to leave. Otherwise scroll down. Please note: Nobody harmed in this war is under attack from us. Their suffering is NOT funny.



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flag"When will America save me from speaking German?"
asks primary school pupil, 10 years.
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flagCNN Applauds daytime bombing
"At last we have some footage we can use"
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Which television event should you be glued to
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flagThe Aftermath
There's money in them there rubble!
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flagAmerica calls for ceasefire in War on Drugs
"We're a bit busy right now", they claim
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flagGeorge W. Bush hires brain double
Public assured entertainment value of war will not be compromised.
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