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What would Jesus buy? Do your Christmas shopping with the Birthday Boy. Read on... "Condoms prevent Catholics" bishops warn in response to country's Aids crisis. Read on... Jesus is late (Again!) "He just never shows up when he says he will," Christians complain. Read on... "The Devil Made Me Do It Too" - Allan Boesak and many others jump on "Hansie" bandwagon.  Read on... Ray McCauly raises Rhema Church Tithe to 20% to compensate for loss of Hansie bribe money revenue. Read on... "But he's a Christian!" Shocked Hansie fans are interviewed after hearing allegations that Cricket captain Hansie Cronje took bribes and fixed matches. Read on... Waitress Sells Sole to Satan Read on...

"Stop treating me like a baby", Jesus (son of God) demands. Read on... 'Tis the season to get fucked out of your head - And that's official! Read on... God Recalls thumbs "They caused more harm than good in the wrong hands," he claims. Read on... Pokémon is evil! - But parents, christians, dislexics and Experts can't agree why. Read on... "Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child", Christians, Paeodphiles agree. Read on... Proof: Baptists Cause Tornados Proof has emerged that Baptists actually cause tornados, while gays protect against them. Read on... Gaybashers live "As God Intended" to prevent becoming homosexual, 'cause that "Just ain't natural". Read on...